No intro, just right to the content:

#10 - Jane's been on vacation for two weeks and we've gotten a bit behind with Q+A.

#9 - It's the two slowest weeks of the working year (apart from Xmas), and the dev team is buckling down (as per Seth's advice) to shoot for our October launch.

#8 - You shouldn't be reading SEOmoz, you should be watching the Olympics! Between Phelps, Bolt & Luikin it's already been phenomenal.

#7 - The (sold out) SEOmoz Expert Training Seminar is this week, so we're busy giving out SEO advice in person.

#6 - The dreaded writer's block.

#5 - Stupid, addictive Tower Defense.

#4 - The last two weeks (Interview with Nate, Link Graph) of Whiteboard Friday should have built up some idiosyncracy points.

#3 - Polymeme is sucking up time (OK, not too much, but it is a pretty cool site).

#2 - Blogging (or reading blogs) never makes the list of happiness predictors. What does? You're gonna love this.

#1 - I'm getting married in 28 days.

Want to turn the lemon into lemonade? Try authoring a killer YOUmoz post. There's no better time to get published. :-)

BTW - Why isn't there HTML code for ordered lists that reverses the list order (from highest number to low)?