At the Google Dance this evening, Gillian (SEOmoz's co-founder and president), found the employee badge of a James N. She tried looking around for someone to give it to, but was distracted and slipped it into her bag. I'll try to drop it off with a Googler tomorrow at the conference, but we just want you to know James - your badge is safe and sound.
Don't worry, Mr. N; your barcode and last name are safe with us. If only we had less scruples, we'd give Rebecca plastic surgery to look like you and send her to inflitrate...
p.s. Almost forgot to give this out - drinks for links! Pass it around...
Reminds me of the episode of The Office I was forced to watch 3 times over the past 5 days by United Airlines.
Hopefully this doesn't lead to the firing of James.
I think you mean "doesn't"
My Golly, what a typo!?! Yes, you're correct, doesn't.
That mistake is worth an editing ol' boy ;)
Rand, you know I'm all for doing what I can for the sake of our company...but, eh...please don't make me.
Rand - $500 starting bid. Hope I can glue a photo on it. At the very least, you should score a free google lunch or two with it. ;)
Jokes aside, I hope you get your badge back ok James. :)
lol... right, if I had that badge I would go into the Plex, eat up their food and sniff all of the offices for cool toys. They can have the algo - I wouldn't understand it any better if they gave me the code.