I don't know if you're aware of this, but I get special perks for working for SEOmoz. For example, I get to park my sweet '91 Passat station wagon in one of the building's parking spaces while the rest of my coworkers have to park in the lot across the street. Also, I flash the company card at lunch when it's time to pay for that hefty $45 tab. Yeah, it's pretty sweet to get special treatment for being a mozzer, and lately Google has caught onto this for it, too, has given me the hook up.

Recently I've been meaning to study up and become a Certified Adwords Professional. I logged in to receive more details:



When I logged in, I received this message:



That's right. And I didn't have to study or nothin'.

(FYI, this post is facetiously written and the above screenshot was an error on Google's part. I contacted Google about it and yes, I have to take the test to be certified like everyone else.)