Yarr! It's Talk Like a Pirate Day

Cure fer scurvy? Ask Jeeves... Need ter buy a plank fer scalywags to walk? Ask Jeeves... Want ter know why September 19th is National Talk Like a Pirate Day? Ask Jeeves....

Now fer the comments... Who's yer favorite Pirate talker? The Sea Captain? Hook? Blackbeard? Nay, says I, 'tis Maksym Kovalchuk, scurviest piracy dog in the world, accordin' to my sources. He may not 'ave a ship, but 'is eyes are ripe with the fever.