In conversation today at the office, we found ourselves mulling over the disproportionate number of search marketing folks who hail from or live in Canada (aka hockey-land). In trying to ascertain what environmental or cultural factors might account for the propensity of the maple-minded to seek employment in the search field, we came across a few ideas:
- Canadians are disturbingly clean, a trait that helps when it comes to coding, authoring content and sending emails. Plus, a virtual work environment is more natural, as it creates very little refuse.
- Adding "eh?" to queries created problems for many Canadians, forcing them to conduct further research about how search engines operate.
- During the cold, Canadian winters, many families hovered around their PCs for warmth when other heating devices were unavailable.
- The all-purpose Canadian verb "to hork," technically means stealing, purloining or taking away, but can also be applied to the SERPs, i.e. "We totally horked their rankings, eh?"
- The trade of SEO requires a high level of geekiness, for which Canadians have an enviable pre-disposition.
- Precision strikes in games like hockey and curling has given Canadians the uncanny, catlike reflexes necssary to identify links, keywords and crawl errors.
While I don't want to overplay the stereotype that all Canadians are good at SEO, this is clearly a case where the shoe fits. Apologies in advance to those taking offense, but it's clear which English-speaking country is most over-represented in the search world, and sweeping this fact under the carpet won't make the US, Australia & the UK any more competitive.
Canadian workday:
5 a.m. Rise, shovel walk & driveway, drive truck to hockey practice
6-7:30 Practice
7:30-8:30 A few beers
9:00 Drive kids to school (a bit late)
9:30 - 12:00 Read novels and programming manuals
12:00 Light lunch, beer
12:30-3:00 nap
3:00- Interrupt kids in class, call them on cellphone to tell them temperature is above -10 so they can walk home OK
3:30 pregame meal - raw steak
4:00-5:00 - Danny Sullivan unexpected guest, drive him to Tim Horton's and listen to his theories on world donuts
5:00-6:00 - Watch old Canada-Russia hockey series game film, get angry/motivated
6:01 Leave house, chat with neighbour who insists the CFL is much better than NFL - agree wholeheartedly
6:10 Leave for good now. Drive through city and wonder why there are all these foreigners and celebrities in town - shrug shoulders, drive faster to small-town rink north of town
6:50 Begin putting on equipment
7:45 Equipment finally on - have a quick beer
7:55 After warmup get in small tussle with own goalie, who accuses you of "headhunting"
8:00 Puck drops
9:00 Game over - blue team wins, 8-7. Begin removing equipment. Shower. (Very clean people.)
10:00 A few non-alcoholic beers (you're driving)
11:00 Arrive home. Thank wife for taking care of kids.
11:01 Begin SEO work
3:45 a.m. Finish SEO work. What an easy job! Goodnight!
:)
wow - you missed the obvious:
we're just plain smarter ;)
I don't think this is linkbait. I think Rand is "Value Spamming". Should I ask Pirillo to identify it?
Hey, we've decided to call it "spamming on the square" from now on, Brian. :)
I smell linkbait here ;) ;)
Another awesome piece of linkbait from the SEOmoz blog:.)
I live in Canada, was born and raised here and I gotta say I'm offended (well not really, we Canadians don't offend easily - too laid back).
Canada (at least where I live) isn't that cold - sure the Rock is cold, the prairies are cold (I've been to Winnipeg in February - it's a memory I'd prefer to forget) but it ain't all that bad.
So it's not cause we're buried under 10 feet of snow for 8-10 months of the year, and it's not cause our beer is superior to American's (but it's true - it is superior).
It's just cause we prioritize differently. We want to get our work done sooner and quicker so we can enjoy the skiing/snowmobiling/hockey in the winter and golf/boating/swimming/camping in the summer.
Therefore we've developed superior techniques that deliver results AND get us out the door sooner.
And we drink beer.
Winnipeg's not that bad either, most of the time :)
Winnipeg had that same effect on me, and I'm from the prairies!
But I so much liked value spamming. :(
Ok... so you're value spamming on the square now. Actually, spam is more rectangular when it comes out of the can.
BTW, if I do SEO consulting for a Canadian firm, does that count as Canadian SEO or American SEO (America includes Canada as well as the states, so that seems more appropriate.)
I'm so confused now. You'll have to get me straightened out in Chicago, eh? AAAHHH! The "eh's" are catching.
After years of relentless digging through poorly designed and under-represented Canadian websites we knew there had to be a better way! Oh, and as mentioned already we are snowed in for the majority of the year...
Wow!
Nothing like a little Canadian-Bashing to incite a flurry of comments and (no-doubt) backlinks Eh? :)
I thought about getting offended... but then you made me laugh... So I will let you off this time... besides, I am still mollified over our gov't dropping the GST by 1% this summer...
Some comments, clarifications, and then a comment:
I have only ever used the verb "To Hork" to mean "To Spit Upon" , not "to Steal" :)
I LIVED in Thunder Bay for years, and can tell you it gets @#**!@# cold... and the Finns there all own art galleries, Spa's or smokey restraunts, not SEO firms...
Rand, I take it you don't have any Canadians on board there in Seattle?
Maybe I should apply for your - shudder - entry level position and give you guys a little culture...
hmmm... on second thought, maybe I will wait until you consider offering a more senior level spot...
Okay, this is dragging on... I will finish with a little proof that Canadians have their SEO together...
Go to Google and type in - Ambatchdotcom SEOContest -
2 of the top 4 spots in the contest are Canadian entries :) (yes, the .ca site is mine :) )
Oh Canada!
M - Although it's tongue-in-cheek, I really was serious. Around the SEO industry, Canadians are totally over-represented and many of the very best SEOs I know are from North of the Border.
Time to update about "Best" or "Top" Canadian SEO's lol
hmm, I never saw this post before... I'll have to agree with the Beer sentiment, only it's the famous Irish stout that helps out.
is there an updated chart of who's winning? lol
Now why do I get the feling that there is a competition brewing here ?? The brits v's the americans v's the indians v's the canadians! A good Idea Eh ?
Hey I should get half a point at least... I'm only 10 min's from the boarder!
Great post Rand, nice link bait too ;)
I have to say that the Canadian SEO's are some of the greatest people on the face of this Earth! Never met one I didn't like! Jurina / Davies / Hedger / & Oilman have to be my favs though!
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Don't forget about how many months of the year we live under the ice, snow and sub-zero temperatures. This gives us lots of opportunity to sit in front of the PC (or MAC) to master our tools of the trade. Oh, and don't forget about Joe
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"but it's clear which English-speaking company is most over-represented in the search world,"
While our government may operate like a company (and a not-so-profitable one, at that), we usually refer to Canada as a country. ;) Besides, if we can put a Lighthouse in the Praries, how hard could SEO be? ;)
Dam, the secrets out.
I've been hording Canadian SEO's in order to keep them from the rest of the world.
FYI, if your a canadian and you do SEO, please PM me.
No Seriously Eh! :)
The even more obvious one...
we love to drink beer
That's exactly it... SERPs are so much easier to understand with a couple bottles of Canadian beer in your system. ;)
Clean, eh?
Hee hee. You obviously haven't met some of our spampetitors :-)
...or spelling mistakes, hoser.
OH CANADA! The true north strong and optimized!
An obvious reason you missed is:
Large population of Aussie ex-pats living over there ;-) The sense of humour us aussie's get is also a sign of high quality intellect.
(now guess where I am located...)
I think there was a study done one time about the effectiveness of doing SEO after a couple beers.
I can't remember what the results were though.. I think I read it right before I passed out!!
Good Times!
I heard about that... :)
Beer, yes. Cats, no. Polar bears, yes.
It is a little known fact Google will first test new algorithms in the frozen north to ensure durability.
There's no secret at all as to why we Canadians are prepared to sit at our computers and play on the search engines...
8 months of WINTER!!! :)
So - New Zealand is still in with a fighting chance then? ;)
It's no secret. It's like running away from a bear (black, brown, grizzly or polar - we have them all). You just have to be a little bit faster than your colleagues. :)
ssh... I'm going to tell a well kept secret; we finns are even better than canadians... Just to make a small comparison...
>Canada (aka hockey-land). hmm... finland wins canada 5-0 in bronze match during last years IIHF championships. And yes, like in canada hockey is *required* subject in finnish schoolsports. Even girls play hockey.
> Canadians are disturbingly clean Since 1998, Finland has been judged to be the world's least corrupt country.
>The trade of SEO requires a high level of geekiness, for which Canadians have an enviable pre-disposition.
finland: linux, nokia, mysql have all finnish roots/origin... canada...err..anything (i know there must be something)?
polar bears... damn canadians...that's what we finns are missing. We have only brown bears, wolves and mooses. Oh, and santa claus (+ bunch of elf's)...
seriously, the truth.. finns and canadians are equally good; after all there is a lot of finnish blood amongst canadians (see following wiki entry)
Canadians are in the same time zone as the U.S.
Unless the Finnish like to work at night.....
1 point for Canadians
But then again if the Finnish invented Mysql and Linux, perhaps they can program a decent project management system so that time zones wont matter.
Things that make you go hmmmmm...
hehe - I've been to Thunder Bay, Ontario... Hugely Finnish...
>>> clean
Exhibit A that is a false statement: Toronto. ;-)
(Don't throw eggs, I live in Canada and love it)
I should have said "comparatively clean" :)