I'm sick as a dog, but the people must have their blogs, and so I bring you tidbits - good ones, though.
  • My presentation on Analytics was great fun (download the PPT here). I fought a bit with Brian Clifton from Google Analytics - do they really have action tracking? Last time I looked (a few months back), their segmentation tools were virtually non-existent. He's a bit of a combatitive guy (damn smart, too), but it made the session incredibly engaging. I think the SES crowd loves a good conflict.
  • Rebecca and Scott made it back from Paris - they'll give that good run-down, but suffice to say, they're in one piece and haven't yet been lured to the dark side by the blackhats who paid for their trip (300 quid to take the train!)
  • I couldn't make the LondonSEO party, but I really wanted to, as I missed folks like Ammon Johns & Lisa Ditlefsen (who I promised I'd see). If I wasn't so ungodly sick, I surely would have come.
  • Yahoo!'s results seem to be amazingly good lately. Several folks have remarked on it, and I think it might be worth doing a side-by-side comparison.
  • Matt Cutts got mobbed in the speaker room a few times - they normally have security there, but it would appear the Brits are too powerful for that. I think Matt was struggling to cope with the deluge - it looked worse than San Jose or New York. British Cuttlets are going down in my books as the most relentless; I'm impressed. It must be all that advice you see at forums suggesting that a webmaster "goes and tracks down MC at a conference." Hopefully his Dublin trip will be a bit calmer.
  • As I'm sitting at the conference hall exit, sniffling into my toilet paper and feeling entirely awful, Sosh Howell, whom I've never met before asks if I'm sick. When I reply in the affirmative, he gives me some British Theraflu type medicine which really helped me catch some zzzs this afternoon. Thanks, Sosh, you're a lifesaver.
  • Thomas Bindl stopped by as I was scarfing down a burger in the hotel bar (around 10pm) with some more goodies, and an invite to SES Munich. If Mystery Guest can make it, I'm in, if not, I just can't leave her alone so much - I really feel like this week was hard for both of us.
  • Met one of Matt's web spam team guys, Brian White, today - as friendly as they come. He really reminded me of Detlev Johnson for some reason. We talked a bit about international domain issues and duplicate content - a question which, at this time, still doesn't have a good answer.
That's all from London, folks. Look for Rebecca's patented comics next week, and a lot more relevant, how-to-kick-ass-at-seo stuff to come. I know we've neglected you this month, and we'll do our best to make up for it.