19 Dollars

As I visit the SEO forums around the web, I notice a pattern that can be counted on to repeat itself each week. At least 3 different individuals will come to each forum every seven days with the exact same request:

How much will it cost for SEO?

These individuals are hoping that members will casually chime in and offer them quotes and pricing models to answer their inquiries, and if it was a once-per-year or even bi-monthly occurrence, that might very well happen. But, as we know, this relentless question occurs dozens of times each month across the forums.

In order to respond, I jokingly created the artificial answer of $19. This, I said, was the exact, perfect amount to charge for SEO. Obviously, there is no such thing as SEO - there's contracts and processes and different amounts for every client, every project and every firm, making it as ridiculous of a question as $19 is for an answer.

To me, asking how much SEO costs is liking asking how much it costs for happiness - if only the answer were $19.