When our awesome office manager, Christine, got into the office the morning after the update, she got an odd phone call. It was a little girl (or boy--she couldn't tell from the prepubescent voice) who giggled, asked for Jenny, and hung up. Numerous similar phone calls have occurred since.
Our problem really started in 1982. At that time, a strange song called Jenny was released by a band called Tommy Tutone. The song's chorus, "eight six seven five three oh nah-eeh-ah-ine," propelled it to the number four position on the Billboard Hot 100. The song continues to ruin lives today at karaoke bars and with bad Bar Mitzvah DJs. The memorability of the phone number has made it ideal for phone pranks. Thus, our problem.
We now receive the same phone call all day:
Christine: Hello this is Christine.
Annoying Kid: Is Jenny there? *giggle*
Christine: No, Jenny died in a horrible car crash two days ago, may I ask who is calling?
Annoying Kid: *Click*
(I may have improvised a little... Christine actually laughs along with the kids every time.)
Jenny's infamous phone number is not the only one to torture innocent receptionists. It is joined by others that make up the Worst Phone Numbers To Have Hall of Shame. (Cue trumpets, Bill Nye style)
Worst Phone Numbers To Have Hall of Shame
Phone Number: 867-5309
Year ruined: 1982
How it was ruined: Tommy Tutone releases Jenny specifically to torture SEOmoz 26 years later.
Phone Number: 776-2323
Year ruined: 2003
How it was ruined: Bruce Nolan, the main character of the movie Bruce Almighty, uses this number repeatedly to call God. Fittingly, the number connected some callers to a Reverand based in Atlanta, Georgia. When he was interviewed about receiving so many phone calls, he replied, "If they ask us if God is there, we say, 'Yes.' He's with us all the time.'"
Phone Number: 281 330-8004
Year ruined: 2005
How it was ruined: This was the actual cell phone number of the rapper and one hit wonder, Mike Jones. WARNING: link is explicit and toolish.
Phone Number: OXford-0614 (Thanks g1smd)
Year ruined: 1932
How it was ruined: Actor Stan Laurel used a phone number in the movie Helpmates. Unfortunately for him, it was his actual number.
Phone Number: Unknown #
Year ruined: 1997
How it was ruined: The number displayed on the construction company in the movie Good Will Hunting. The phone number was the actual number of Matt Damon's previous employer.
Although the list is short, it is sure to grow. To avoid this exact problem, the TV and movie industry have used the reserved block of 555 phone numbers. This means that most phone numbers mentioned in movies and on television shows don't connect to an actual person. Unfortunately, it looks as if the restrictions on the 555 block of phone numbers has been lifted. So while SEOmoz's situation is rare now, it could become common place if 555 numbers start being assigned to the public.Phone Number: 867-5309
Year ruined: 1982
How it was ruined: Tommy Tutone releases Jenny specifically to torture SEOmoz 26 years later.
Phone Number: 776-2323
Year ruined: 2003
How it was ruined: Bruce Nolan, the main character of the movie Bruce Almighty, uses this number repeatedly to call God. Fittingly, the number connected some callers to a Reverand based in Atlanta, Georgia. When he was interviewed about receiving so many phone calls, he replied, "If they ask us if God is there, we say, 'Yes.' He's with us all the time.'"
Phone Number: 281 330-8004
Year ruined: 2005
How it was ruined: This was the actual cell phone number of the rapper and one hit wonder, Mike Jones. WARNING: link is explicit and toolish.
Phone Number: OXford-0614 (Thanks g1smd)
Year ruined: 1932
How it was ruined: Actor Stan Laurel used a phone number in the movie Helpmates. Unfortunately for him, it was his actual number.
Phone Number: Unknown #
Year ruined: 1997
How it was ruined: The number displayed on the construction company in the movie Good Will Hunting. The phone number was the actual number of Matt Damon's previous employer.
There is one more element of our situation that makes it truly bizarre.
The range of phone numbers that the phone company assigned to our account is not even close to 867-5309. This means the problem is not even supposed to be happening! The combined brain power of the limited amount of people in the office can not figure out why the prank calls are being forwarded to our number. When we try to call the Tommy Tutone phone number it does not forward to our office. Yet, we still receive calls from kids asking for “Jenny from the song”. It's a modern day mystery.
When I moved out here, my number was only two inversed numbers different from that of a large parking garage in downtown Seattle. I got numerous calls, early on weekend mornings, from people who wanted to retrieve their cars from the closed parking building.
I started messing with them ("Your '05 Benz? I'm sorry to tell you that it's been towed"), but it got boring. I had my number changed.
LOL. I thought Rebecca might have been up for that sort of thing, not sweet and innocent little Jane. LOL.
I see I have you fooled.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger workout remix of Jenny is much better than the original.
Good luck with that.
Years ago I had an 800 number. Problem was that AT&T put that number on bills as the number to call for T1 line service in Ohio. I'd get very angry people who of course refused to believe that I couldn't fix their problem - I had threats, screaming.. and of course each call cost me money.
At&T refused to believe they were doing this: I had to have a customer fax me their bill to prove it, but after say three months, they got it off Ohio, and credited me for the calls.
The next month it popped up in Nevada. More angry people more disbelief by AT&T, more faxing of bills. They took it off Nevada and.. it popped up somewhere else.
Apparently internally they did not know that I had the number so everytime some division needed an 800 number, they'd find mine.. this went on for two years! They kept crediting me, but it was annoying, and boy people can get very angry when their T1 is down and you aren't able to even tell them who they really need to call!
Finally I gave up and cancelled the service..
Haha...hilarious danny... thanks for sharing
Sphinn it!
This is awesome. Why don't you hire a premium rate line, and leave an answerphone message to call that number on "jenny's phone". Fabulous. Black hat, probably illegal but fabulous.
I think that you made a HUGE marketing mistake. The real test would be to turn the Jenny callers into customers. I am sure people would pay for a number like that.
like offer voicemail for you if your name is "jenny"?
LMFAO!!!
was I wrong in hearing a rumor where you could have Google Ads played on your phone line while it rang?
hmm...
We got a recycled number from an out-of-business pizza shop... the calls kept coming in and we got tired of explaining... so we started taking orders.
@robertk -
Those are great! You've also reminded me of two more - one a song, the other a movie:
The singing comedian, Allan Sherman, commented on the switch from named exchanges to digits with his protest song, "The Let's All Call Up AT&T and Protest to the President March", which includes these lyrics:
"Can't you see him smirking and smiling
'Cause he's got us all-digit dialing.
...
Where are the days of Auld Lang Syne?
Butterfield 8! Madison 9!
Let's keep those beautiful names alive!
Crestview 6! Gramercy 5!"
And that reminded me of BUtterfield 8, the steamy-at-the-time 1960 film starring Elizabeth Taylor as a call girl in Manhattan. The title referred to the Upper East Side phone exchange. Wikipedia has an interesting article on BUtterfield 8.
Where are the parody songs about Windows, Crackberries, the Florida Update and iPhones? :-D
It seems phone numbers are as much a pain for you guys as they are for us...
*Every* time we have tried to do *anything* with our phone, BT have screwed something up. The last one was when we ported in our old VoIP number to our shiny new ISDN / PBX system, and they managed to break it entirely...
Why not simply turn this number into some sort of humor line, playing on the joke?
Made me laugh out loud... oops! I mean LOL! *showing age*
I'm sorry for Christine, with whom I had several very helpful discussions yesterday! However, your post immediately reminded me of another song, which I contribute here:
Phone Number: 634-5789
Year Ruined: ca. 1967
How Ruined: The number was the title to Wilson Pickett's classic soul hit, in which he implored his babe to give him a call:
"If you need a little lovin'
Call on me....(alright)
If you want a little huggin'
Call on me baby....(mmhmm)
Oh I'll be right here at home.
All you gotta do is
Pick up the telephone, and dial now
6-3-4-5-7-8-9 (that's my number!)
6-3-4-5-7-8-9"
[etc]
Hear it on YouTube:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sJVuuny0yhE#
Can anyone think of others to add to Danny's list?
Stan Laurel's telephone number was: (OXford-0614)
why not just hire someone named Jenny and give her that number?
Haha, that'd be awkward for the caller.
"Is Jenny there? *snicker*"
"Yeah, one second."
"Hi, this is Jenny."
"Uh..."
Christine could put me on, if only we had not established two things:
1) I do not respond to "Janey", and
2) I don't do well with telephones.
i think both of those make you the perfect candidate!
Actually, when you look at it that way, you're probably right.
see, now I'm really tempted to call and ask for Jenny... tsk tsk
exactly! plus you'd be helping to get a Jenny off the streets and into a respectable job. It's a win-win, really.
A couple other phone numbers used in songs:
Beechwood 4-5789 - Marvelletes (1962) and The Carpenters (1981)
Pennsylvania 6-5000 - Glenn Miller - This one worked out, as this it is the phone number for the Pennsylvania Hotel in New York City.
Way back in the day the dialing prefixes used exchange names as they were told to the operator who then connected you. Later this was changed as the conversion to all number direct dialing was implemented. The caller would dial the number corresponding to the first two letters in the exchange (Beechwood 4-5789 would become 234-5789)
robertk...... Pennsylvania 6-5000 is also in a minilli vanilli song. Wish I didn't know that.
Can't you 301 the old number across to the new system rather than starting from scratch with a new number that might have a checkered history?
Phone Number: 439-0116
Year Ruined: 1992
How it was ruined: The former phone number of Sublime lead singer, Brad Nowell, mentioned in their song "Don't Push" :
Laughter, its free
Anytime just call me
439-0116
When your down with sublime
You get
Funky fresh lyrics.
I totally want that phone number... every time I move, or get a new phone number, I ask for it... Think of the answering machine possibilities. ;)
Unfortunately this is the phone number I was assigned by my cable company a month ago. Since then, I have received calls at all hours asking if Sublime is there.
What the hell, are you serious? I leave for five days and we get the Jenny phone number?!
Rebecca, surely you've been in the workforce long enough to know that *all* major office changes occur just when you (or I!) finally take off for a few daze! :-D
Yeah. I just heard Christine facetiously yell, "Make it stoppppp!"
I can't believe no one mentioned AC/DC's song, Dirty Deeds. 362.4360
Hey I have an idea for you!!
Make it a 1 900 number, charge the caller $5 per minute.
Lol
WHAT?! SEOMOZ has allowed a broken link to engage it's flawless blog system?Please correct immediately before my head explodes."restrictions on the 555 block of phone numbers has been lifted"
oops my bad. Thanks for the heads up. ;-)
with the continuing population growth and increase of mobile numbers in the mix, problems like this one should start to fade, as 10 digit dialing becomes more mandatory. So local kids just dialing out 867-5309 probably wont get too far :)
"you mean I gotta dial an area code first... ah screw it... its not the same!"
pop culture phone numbers are one of the blessings of industrialization. Just ask these university students:
https://www.snopes.com/music/songs/8675309.asp
Or maybe the phone company just loves to pwn seomoz
Were I live, we have different area codes for the same community. So whylie you call 867-5309 from your area code, it mgoes to phone 'X' but if you call from a neighboring area code, it goes to Christine.
Ask the next caller what number they dialed. Maybe it's a different Jenny.